Happy Christmas from The Spirit of John Lennon, Steve Martin, John Malkovich, and Me

The Timeless Message from the only person who could say then and forever that he was the leader of the most successfu1 band of all time:



Steve Martin's 5 Christmas Wishes:



John Malkovich reads 'Twas the Night Christmas to children, in which he explains The Physics of Sleighs, and why The Santa of Portugal is the Most Feared:



Merry Christmas from Multiplication by Infinity to you and yours.

John Lennon performing Earth Science in the 1970's